The Invasion Is Coming
Are you prepared? Australia has 48 million kangaroos and only 7 million people live in Seattle. If the kangaroos decided to invade Seattle are all of you prepared to fight appx 6 kangaroos each? You’re not prepared! I don’t think so. This administration has not secured our borders and we are going to have to learn to fight these marsupials. Sure some of you Patriots could thwart a kangaroo. I for one am enrolled in Advanced Whipping Techniques and my whipping instructor says my form has never been tighter. But for others let’s hope President Biden (Let’s hope the President) doesn’t take our guns by the time the kangaroos have built their boats and are on their way here. America is not safe.
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