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Biased News For Your Brain
Opinionated Content Based Upon Someone Else’s Original Content
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Our staff of fictional writers will make sure to give you opinionated and misleading information, so you can continue to hate people who do not lead the same lifestyle as you.
But seriously though we are in a very troubled time. A website like FOX News and the Daily Caller are considered news sources now when in reality the sources are just regurgitations of junk on social media with a bias attached to it. One sample is the story “AOC Lashes Out At Critics After Being Caught In Florida: ‘Republicans Are Mad They Can’t Date Me'”. It is not a story that we should care about. Nor should our politicians like AOC be lashing out at trolls. When FOX News was created in the mid-90s it created a second stream of news and since that day we have been on a fast decline fueled by the newspaper industry’s short sidedness with the Internet, conglomeration of media, and the wealthy and corporations funding FOX, Newsmax, Sinclair Media, Breibart and more. Then outlets like MSNBC and VOX become the anti-thesis to those right-leaning outlets and here we are in a very sad world. If the Associated Press is not reporting on the story, it probably is not worth your time. Subscribe to your local newspaper and let’s hope we will have more real journalists again one day soon.
Our Staff Team
Who reads these anyways? People usually just want to find a story that confirms their bias and then move on!
Our Staff Team
None of these people are real! But if we filled out this section better you might think they are.
Tom Notreal
Founder
Lisa Fake
Ops Manager
Aaron “Not A Real Person” Penny
Curator
Louise Fakenamegoeshere
Curator
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