Apple, Nike, and PayPal have cut ties with Russia, and even WWII neutral champ Switzerland has adopted sanctions against Russia. McDonald’s has not because all they care about is money. Money once again is more important than people and we believe that is what the golden arches stand for.

Make sure to #BoycottMcDonalds because even outside of these actions they have horrible burgers and hate all of us. Let’s not worry about the US government still doing business with Russia by purchasing oil and gas from the country though. Russia doesn’t rely upon energy export at all. That’s false, Russia’s main exports are oil, extortion, and photos of Putin riding a horse.

But we digress. Just #BoycottMcDonalds because we don’t trust that clown at all.