It has been announced the new live-action He-Man movie will star Nancy Pelosi as He-Man’s nemesis Skeletor. 

Thanks to Pelosi showing her evil inside by refusing to prohibit politicians from trading stock, said the producer Jean Jac-Leabau. Only Nineteen people that are not politicians or related to politicians agree with her. If you wanna unite the country and restore some trust in politicians this would be a great idea. But no the old rich politicians knock down the idea immediately because they like hoarding money. 

Now, this is a real punch-down joke that is not original and we know it. That’s how bad Pelosi’s take on this is. 

Also, the movie will most likely be renamed to Them-They instead of He-Man to make sure it does not offend anyone.